Kathryn Janeway, Captain of the Starship Voyager. I am here to tell all about Starfleet. Uncover the deception, the lies and the damn right incompetence at the heart of the Federation. Oh, and a few other things too!

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Why did I get Seven?

I often here many questions and come across umpteen theories as to why I decided to allow Seven of Nine onto Voyager and now I will reveal the truth.

Was it because I wanted a sexy female figure to lure the men?

Of course not - Have you seen me? If it was to lure the men, would I have dressed her up in a silver condom? I think not!

Was it to anger the Borg Queen?
That wasn't the intention, but I do like how that panned out!

Was it to gain a technological advantage over other species in the Delta Quadrant?
Not really as Voyager already had that the minute we arrived. To be honest I think I could have turned up in a garbage scow called Galactica and still had the advantage!

So what was the real reason?
Well, at the time there was a huge fad encompassing the federation and i just didn't want to be left out, but as is my nature, needed to go one better. Seven of nine was intended to be my tamogotchi!

Don't believe me - I even had a friend of mine make an advert!


2 Responses to "Why did I get Seven?"

Jean-Luc Picard said... 25 February 2009 at 12:39

You think you've made a bad choice!

I've got Seven when she was still a full drone on the Enterprise. All she says is "We are Borg" and "Resistance is futile."

I'll do a swap if you like.

Kathryn_janeway said... 25 February 2009 at 13:54

Oh, i remember the days.
Seven "Resistance is futile"
Me "Glad you finally caught on! Now wear this silver condom and we'll get along fine"

Then she started beeping every few minutes - either feeding or walking so i got bored really quick and Got Belanna to tinker with her and all was fine!

I can send Belanna over if you want? She's real cheap!

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