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Kathryn Janeway, Captain of the Starship Voyager. I am here to tell all about Starfleet. Uncover the deception, the lies and the damn right incompetence at the heart of the Federation. Oh, and a few other things too!

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Chacotay time!


Only the other week I was sat in my ready room tucking into a fresh mug of tea - LMFAO!!! Of course it was coffee, black just the way I like it when over the comm came an emergency message from Chacotay. 

"Ahhhhhh, help me!!!!!" Of course I had to wait a few seconds whilst the translator deciphered the high-pitched girly screams.
"Help me. A giant Targ is loose on deck six and it has my scent" Doesn't everyone? i thought to myself as i took a long sip of my columbian coffee and the screaming continued.
"Oh my god it's got my leg! It's mauling me...HELP me....I want my mummy!"

It was at that moment, as i smiled to myself, that Tuvok entered to inform me that there was indeed an unknown lifeform on deck six near Chacotay's location. I said thank you and turned up the volume of the comm -something soothing about it. I would have let the screams continue, but Tuvok then informed me that there was a delay in making the last insurance premium on Chacotay and he was no longer insured for accidental injury or death.

I dropped my coffee grabbed mr happy and activated the transporter. Couldn't stop laughing at the Targ that was mauling Chacotay...
 

Is this really scary, even to the Chacotay's of the world? 
Kathryn.

Comments

5 Responses to "Chacotay time!"

Beverly said... 23 February 2009 at 04:45

Is Chacotay the evil twin of Chakotay or the other way around?

jlpicard said... 23 February 2009 at 10:37

I think Data was puzzled by this creature. He said his Universal Translator was on the blink when he attempted to communicate with it.

Goddess of Sci-fi! said... 24 February 2009 at 04:36

What a cute dog! is it yours? I have two Yorkshire terriers called Pippy and Nigel and love them to bits!

Jabril said... 10 July 2009 at 08:06

Hey, I thought you might be interested in a Star Trek time line I've put together that includes all of the movies and TV shows, including Voyager. I'd encourage you and anyone else who wants to take a look. Here's the link http://timelines.com/topics/star-trek

Kathryn_janeway said... 31 July 2009 at 16:08

Will do when i get a moment from disciplining Chacotay!

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