New starfleet lego dolls

While i think they messed my doll up somewhat, I think starfleet did a good job on other members of the crew. From left to right we have Chacotay, Tom, Harry, Belanna and of course the Tuvok

What do we all think? Good job or Chacotay effort?

Memory lane

There was this one time when I was bored and knew there was at least three hours before the nearest Borg cube was in range and needed something to take my mind off the wait. After much deliberation, I decided to see if Tuvok's theory had any merit. Surprise - it did!

For the plan to work, I had to wear this -

You can imagine I looked stunning in that getup - worked my thang! To make the plan work, I needed to sneak into Chacotay's quaters and place a smoke machine under his bed. Then wake him up by doing a little dance routine, chant a little and maybe bang a drum. In his sleepy daze, drool everywhere, I told him Harry would come onto the bridge carrying a pot of battery acid disguised as a coffee mug the following morning and that he would throw it in his face, disfiguring Chacotay for life. Then set off the smoke machine with my foot and beamed out using the smoke as cover.

The following morning, on my way to the bridge I made sure I asked Harry to pick up a cup of coffee from the mess on his way. To my surprise, Chacotay was already on the bridge and watching the turbolift like a hawk. I sat, pushed Chacotay's chair as far as my feet would kick it, and watched as the doors opened to reveal Harry holding the coffee mug.

Chacotay launched out of his chair and straight for Harry. Watching those two fight reminded me of my primary school days. Hair pulling,  name calling - crying! 

Of course, I know the question you're all dying to answer, well the answer is yes. Yes I did catch my coffee before it hit the floor! Sat back and enjoyed Kindergarten smackdown

Kathryn

MISSION LOG - Emanations

Mission Log - 'Emanations'

Another tell all account of the real version of events that Starfleet tried to cover up.

According to Starfleet records...

Whilst on a planet full of dead people, Harry disappears and is transported to another planet. It turns out, the people from this dimension use the planet Harry had come from as a place to send their dead. As a result, they believe Harry has come from the afterlife. He eventually uses the cenopath he arrived in to transport back to his own dimension just as the U.S.S Voyager is about to leave. The transition kills him, but luckily the EMH is able to revive the ensign.

What actually happened...

I set the whole thing up having read about the planet in the 'Kason book of Myths and Legends' I thought it was worth the effort, if only to be rid of Harry for a single day. No more homesick ensign crying for his mommy every five minutes. What I failed to take into account was that Harry, God only knows how, found a way to return just as I was putting my foot down on the accelerator. Unfortunately, Tuvok's sensors picked up Harry's comm signal and he beamed him aboard just before we got out of range.

Really cool LCARS website!

Found this today whilst browsing aimlessly though the bowels of the Internet. No adult sites. I was actually looking for a babysitter qualified enough to look after Harry - surprise there isn't one!

The whole thing is done as though I was at my console. Have this on my PADD so whenever I'm out and about in the, God forbid me, out-doors I can access this and I feel right at home - especially when I push the Red Alert button!