I have just been forwarded the proof of me in toy form. This is what Starfleet think is acceptable as a toy? It looks nothing like me! It looks more like Chacotay in drag!
I think I'll be having some words with the peeps at Starfleet intel about how best to please a captain. I mean really? who would buy that thing?
I mean what's with the hips? I've never given birth to a hippo - sideways! If that was representative, I'd get stuck in the turbo-lift doors! More importantly, what's with my shovel hands? How would I be able to hold Mr Happy and grip the trigger firmly for those epic battles
during the Barneys sale?
Absolutely no thought in this whatsoever! Intend to send it back with a
suggestion of where to stick it. If they release this onto the open market, I will be a laughing stock!
